There must be an automatic inflection point, wherein your parents' music stops being /awful/ and becomes something you at least understand. I don't know where it is, only that I hit it awhile ago.

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*editor's pencil*

"You’d struggle to find a 90s alt-ock outfit.." alt-Rock? alt-Cock? Both are acceptable.

Some very choice phrasing:

"...like a character from a book written to teach manners to Victorian children. " and "Honestly, I’m only awake right now because of societal pressure." CHOICE!

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